Friday, April 4, 2025

Nothing to Worry About

 

Morning

"I'm 100% str8 so why would my dick get hard with a guy giving me a massage? This can't be normal. I mean, I heard guys get hard during a massage so I asked for a dude so that wouldn't happen. there's no way he coldn't notice it but he didn't say anything. I mean, the head was poking out the top of the towel and the whole thing kept waving around while he was working on me. he never touched it though his hands brushed against my nuts a couple times. thank god he never said a word after when I was leaving. wtf was that about?"



I'm sure he noticed. He didn't say anything because his training prepared him for just such a situation. Because it does happen. It is normal. A physiological function. It's usually a result of complete relaxation. Your cock doesn't need stimulation to get hard, those spontaneous BOE (blood oxygen erections) pop up all the time. Add the movement of your body and, well...it'll just get harder. Lots of men try to stave it off during a massage by thinking about something completely non-sexual, but it doesn't always work. As you found out.











Just think...next time you go for a massage, it may happen, it may not. But you'll know a boner is nothing to worry about. 


Thursday, April 3, 2025

On a Mission

 
Morning

Blogger's Artificial Intelligence isn't very intelligent --- it doesn't seem to be learning a damn thing. LOL Yesterday's post with the official Mid-Century Modern trailer and Midweek Mirth memes was "put behind the Sensitive Content Warning for violating community standards."

You all know I freeball; can't stand wearing briefs. 



But there are times when they are called for. 




Years ago Skivvies made a "select-a-pouch" design that was comfy --- supported the goods without any bunch or scrunch. I was in need of some fresh ones. Well, they stopped making them. Dammit.


I was on a mission

and found these from Real Men Apparel.


Because all men are NOT created equal. Hallelujah! Saints be praised. These are the real thing, guys. Sizes XS to 5XL, all with an A, B, C, or D size pouch. Got the perfect fit boxer brief in a Large, C pouch. The Modal fabric is soft and silky, the waistband doesn't curl or fold, the legs don't bunch or ride up. They make briefs with or without the "V" fly.


Need to figure out what size pouch you need? They've got a sizing chart up-front and visible.


Cup your package in one hand. Does it fill your hand like a Billiard Ball (A), Tennis Ball (B), Pickle Ball (C), or a Baseball (D)?


After having them on for about an hour, I noticed the pouch just kind of gently molded itself around the bits. Need something for sports? They have it. Prefer wearing a jock strap? They have it. Prefer a strapless jock? They have it.


So, if you're not a commando kind of guy or you need to wear briefs for some reason, I highly recommend these. 



And you know I wouldn't steer you wrong.

Wednesday, April 2, 2025