Friday, December 15, 2017

The Bro Code

Great balls on fire! No, don't let that happen to you - or any other guy you know. It's that time again. Time for the

Buddy Ball Check

Testicular cancer most commonly strikes males between the ages of 15 and 35, and is easily stopped in its tracks if discovered early enough. Yet, bear in mind the word "commonly." That means it does occur in males both younger than 15 and older than 35.
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Please, check your balls!

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It's been a long time since I've posted a Ball Check video. The old ones appear to have been removed. So, for those guys who may not know how to do a self exam, here's a new one:

If the video doesn't play go to:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1tFdSYP20w

Hightail it to a doctor if you find anything odd; a lump, or a spot which seems slightly more firm.
If you get a boner - don't worry about it. Really. Read the comments from Tuesday's post - you'll find out from my Faithful Readers that doctors will not be shocked or surprised, or offended. He should also do a good exam of your cock to look for signs of penile cancer.
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While you're at it, you might want to check those pecs, too. Male breast cancer is a real possibility, guys.
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You know your duty as a guy is to encourage other men to do the same. Consider it part of the Bro Code.
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So, please, promise me you'll do your part by checking your, checking others, or at very least to promote this campaign.

Thursday, December 14, 2017

The Super Boner

The Super Boner. The one that won't go down.
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But, there are times when they are appreciated. Yesterday happened to be one of those days for me; made especially nice due to the rarity of decent boners for me at all.
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I took my time and really enjoyed the erection to the fullest! The resultant ejaculation was exquisite. Jettisoned, launched across me, splattering my torso.
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I haven't cum like that in ages - or, at least it seems that way.
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Ten minutes later, my cock was still hard as a bedpost. Twenty minutes later another six spasms sent more cum spewing across my stomach.
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The thing about those kinds of boners and orgasms is that hours after the release the balls still feel light, and the cock is still tingles. The sense of relief is amazing!
Guys, how often do you have those?

Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Breaking Boners

Chanukah began at sundown last night. May all of my Jewish readers find the light shining bright!
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And, speaking of breaking boners, that is precisely why males, once potty trained, should never sleep wearing anything below the waist.
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Cracking the Tunica - the sheath that surrounds the corpora cavernosa (the spongy tubes within the shaft) - scar tissue builds during the healing process causing a bent cock.
The condition is known as Peyronies Disease.
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Not only can a severe bend make it difficult, if not impossible, to engage in penetrative sex, 
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it can actually make a hard-on painful as it stretches and pulls against the scar. 
 A slight curve is normal.
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A severely bent boner requires surgery to remove the scarring to straighten the boner.
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So you can return to enjoying it.
Though we can be mighty rough on them at times, cocks are not indestructible.  

Tuesday, December 12, 2017

The Strangest Dream

I had the strangest dream during the night. I was an OR nurse, and the surgery required that, after suturing the chest wound, the patient be turned over onto his stomach. The young man had developed an enormous erection during the surgery (and I do mean enormous). As we went to flip him, the surgeon yelled "Stop! Watch what your doing. Position his erection or it'll crack. I don't relish having to tell this guy I had to cut on his dick because we screwed up." I grabbed his cock and held it in place during the turn.
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What an odd thing to dream about. But, I figure it meant that today's post needed to focus on boners, again.
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Yes, guys, it is true. It's no different than those nocturnal erections
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Our cocks can, and occasionally do, stand at attention under anesthesia.Nothing to be embarrassed about - particularly in a room full of medical professionals.
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While we've all had our awkwardly-timed boners, they happen. Let me ask you male readers:
Under what circumstances has an erection popped up that embarrassed you?